- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: gets in the shower
- me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
- Mirror: you look cute today
- Camera: lol no
- Instagram filters: I got you
THE AMOUNT OF
*FAT ON MY BODY
*CLOTHES I WEAR
*SEX I HAVE
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF RESPECT I DESERVE.
still fucking relevant.
(via myhealthmytomorrow)
That’s mildly disturbing. No, sorry. Lol I’m sure google has tons of feet.









